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Stop Dousing Yourself
Please stop dousing yourself in cologne, perfume and the like. My nose, and other noses would highly appreciate it. Just because you can't smell your perfume anymore, doesn't mean that I can't. Or the person next to you either. I don't need to smell you from thirty, twenty, or ten feet away. I want to smell you when I am too close for comfort. Unless of cousre you want it that way. Don't worry about being stinky, if you feel that you are, discretely ask somebody so.
Some tips: Spray yourself three or four times, after you lotion up. Try your hair, it will be more receptive for it, and it will last longer. Also, spray no less then 10 minutes before you leave the house, otherwise the smell will leave as well.
Please be kind to my nose, and to those around you. Remember that clean is NOT a smell, it is the absense of one.
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